Do you have the time,
To listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once,
I am one of those,
melaudramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it,
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Sometimes I Give Myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up,
Am I just paranoid,
I'm Just Stoned
I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams,
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down,
I went to a whore HE said my life's a bore,
Just quit my whining cause it's bringing her down,
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Sometimes I Give Myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up,
Am I just paranoid,
I'm Just Stoned
Grasping to control,
So I better hold on
[Chorus]
Sometimes I Give Myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me,
It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up,
Am I just paranoid,
I'm Just Stoned